I eagerly read news about anything related to discovery about living cells on mars.
Curiosity…but why?
Of course who would not enjoy going on a short vacation on some other planet. Doesn’t that sound exciting?
Oh so you saying that life on earth will change with discovery of yet another living planet?
Give me a break…I don’t think so.
But, why not?
I’m pretty much sure lot of things on earth will get affected, here are few:
(1) COX & Kings would come up with “Around the planet in 4 days and 3 nights” package, only for 20,000 MAR’sian dollars.
(2) Joya akhtar will get a new “alien” story to shoot for on Mars, title - Aliens na milenge dobara with hritik,abhay and farhan in alien costume (…its all about loving our aliens) .
(3) Major Indian IT companies will generate more revenue by opening call centre’s in Bangalore & Pune specially for Aliens in there language.
(4) whats app,hike will get an additional message service under Planets->Mars->add Aliens on alien facebook or alien twitter or alien instagram.
(5) FBI will start hunting well known terrorists in MARS on their possibility of escaping to that planet as they are not able to find them for past 5 years on earth.
Additional embassy will open up (creating more employment options) to get VISA stamped in order to fly on MARS.
(6) One out of every 10 aliens found on Mars will be an Indian working his ass out.
(7)STAR WARS and AVATAR will be a daily routine for everyone.
(8) NOKIA will come up with new model, NOKIA 661023988618534946390 with amazing features that will include 200-Mega-Pixel camera that will allow people to capture snaps of MARS.
(9)Two eating joints will instantly open up on newly discovered planet – Pizza hut and Sardar ka Dhaba.
(10). And finally, Reliance will actually come out with a slogan, Kar lo Planet mutthi mein and drop charges for cell-to-cell communication between Reliance on earth & Mars.
Greetz to all!!
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